I received this in an e-mail today and it just made me chuckle! Thought I would share it with all of you!
Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will
love this.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis
he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ' And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ' Shall
We Gather at the River
Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!
If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will
love this.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis
he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ' And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ' Shall
We Gather at the River
Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!
If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
Have a Blessed Weekend!
9 comments:
Thanks for making me smile, love you.
I've heard this before and it makes me chuckle every time!!
Ha!
I needed that laugh today. Thanks for the sweet comment and scripture you left on my post. That was just what I needed!
Beth
LOL! Must have been a Baptist church!
Xandra
That is so funny LOL :D! I laughed so hard when the song at the end was announced. You are absolutey right. I'm so with you here: "Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!"
Blessings,
Alleluiabelle
This is soo funny!
Keep on Smiling!
Very funny! That's one potent river. Take care,Patty
Lol, soooooo cute. Loved this. :~D
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