I received this in an e-mail today and it just made me chuckle! Thought I would share it with all of you!
Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will
love this.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis
he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ' And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ' Shall
We Gather at the River
Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!
If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will
love this.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis
he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ' And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ' Shall
We Gather at the River
Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!
If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.
Have a Blessed Weekend!