Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hymn 365

I received this in an e-mail today and it just made me chuckle! Thought I would share it with all of you!

Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will
love this.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis
he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ' And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ' Shall
We Gather at the River
Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!
If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile

Keep spreading the Cheer.

Have a Blessed Weekend!


Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Elf - My favorite

Now I am not a big fan of Will Ferrell. Most of his movies I won't watch, but I have a guilty secret! I LOVE ELF!!!!! It just makes me laugh! Will Ferrell really can play a child well. Here are two of my favorite scenes (minus taking God's name in vain in the one).

Smilings my favorite!!!! I hope this makes you smile too!!!!!