Friday, May 1, 2009

Hymn 365

I received this in an e-mail today and it just made me chuckle! Thought I would share it with all of you!

Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. You will
love this.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis
he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine
in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river..'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ' And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, ' Shall
We Gather at the River
Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!
If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile

Keep spreading the Cheer.

Have a Blessed Weekend!


9 comments:

Denise said...

Thanks for making me smile, love you.

Mocha with Linda said...

I've heard this before and it makes me chuckle every time!!

Beth in NC said...

Ha!

Beth.. One Blessed Nana said...

I needed that laugh today. Thanks for the sweet comment and scripture you left on my post. That was just what I needed!

Beth

Xandra@Heart-of-Service said...

LOL! Must have been a Baptist church!

Xandra

Alleluiabelle said...

That is so funny LOL :D! I laughed so hard when the song at the end was announced. You are absolutey right. I'm so with you here: "Smile, life is too short not to SMILE!"

Blessings,
Alleluiabelle

Darlene said...

This is soo funny!
Keep on Smiling!

Anonymous said...

Very funny! That's one potent river. Take care,Patty

e-Mom said...

Lol, soooooo cute. Loved this. :~D